I smoked with a stripper because I’m beautiful.. Makes sense.
I needed a homo because I’m gay. Well, ok, that was pretty blunt.
I banged a bag of weed because I love marijuana. Logic - it works.
I slept with a stripper because that how I roll. Sorry Laura
i banged a horse because i’m sexy as hell.
considering people have died from that. heh. its a little funnier.
I smoked with Paris Hilton because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous ;)
I RAPED PARIS HILTON BECAUSE I HAD TO.
are you all happy? you finally got the truth out of me D’;
I banged your grandma because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
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I ate out a Jew because I’m a pimp and your jealous!
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I hanged a french fry b’cos the lil people told me to. HAHAHAHAHA!!! How do you hang a french fry?!
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wereallvictimsofacrime reblogged this from joshuajames and added:
I’M SEXY AS HELL haha
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I KILLED A LESBIAN BECAUSE IM A PIMP AND YOURE JEALOUS. boss haha
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bammoth reblogged this from imakethelasersgopewpew and added:
I slept with a french fry because I’m sexy as hell. =/ Sounds like a bad fat joke.
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anjcruz reblogged this from itsmecib and added:
I raped a prostitute? :)) ewness
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i love marijuana
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i smoked with a french fry because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous!!
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tomhansen-left08032011 reblogged this from raspberryicecream and added:
I banged a condom because that’s how I roll. lol it’s really pointless for me to bang a frikkin’ condom. =))
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imtreadingwater reblogged this from nostorybook and added:
i love marijuana
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I smoked with the trojan man because im sexy as hell :B
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fire-cannot-kill-a-dragon reblogged this from ayooitsthedon and added:
I ran naked with a glass of milk because I’m sexy as hell. Oh, you know how I do. Lol.
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ayooitsthedon reblogged this from realtalk4you and added:
The Don rolls. XD
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channers reblogged this from earmole and added:
I stabbed a homeless guy because I love marijuana. Grim, but makes sense.
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earmole reblogged this from shescraftyy and added:
I ate out a bowl of cereal because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. Trufax.
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thatsov reblogged this from justaescape and added:
ran shirtless witha homeless guy
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I banged a homeless guy because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous O__________________O” …I think mine beats both of yours....
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I killed a lesbian because i smoke crack.
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I smoked with the trojan man...i’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
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I banged your grandma because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
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I slept with your mom because Im sexy as hell
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I ran shirtless with my ex because I am sexy as hell… ;))))
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I killed Santa Claus because thats how I roll.
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I ran naked with a crackhead because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
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I KILLED A PROSTITUTE BECAUSE IM BEAUTIFUL. LOLL =))
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I raped a crackhead because I love marijuana :D
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I ran shirtless with your dealer b’cos the lil ppl told me to. =))
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